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  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>Roofus hijack!</p><p align=right>wrote <b>sublife</b> @ 04-25-2004 01:15:34<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/sublife/phlog.php?e=11>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>its times like these that Phlog comes in handy. This butch les couple is so interesting. The girl has such a high pitched voice. And at first i thought she was doing it for fun. Lol. She sounds like a 2 year old. And they are giggling away. So funny. </p><p align=right>wrote <b>sublife</b> @ 02-13-2004 19:18:19<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/sublife/phlog.php?e=10>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>the joys of love... </p><p align=right>wrote <b>sublife</b> @ 02-03-2004 06:16:26<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/sublife/phlog.php?e=9>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>im going to miss this house... The pl_ce where a grew up and changed into a whole different person. Ill never forget the days i trudged home to that welcoming bed or that warm cup of milo while watching tv. On to newer pastures in life... Better.. I hope. And maybe even more changes. Goodbye home. </p><p align=right>wrote <b>sublife</b> @ 01-16-2004 23:50:00<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/sublife/phlog.php?e=8>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>wow its like maids madi gra in the Mrt or something. Er. Forget i said that. -.-</p><p align=right>wrote <b>sublife</b> @ 01-11-2004 12:24:16<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/sublife/phlog.php?e=7>comments</a> (1)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>heh.. Sometimes you say you dont miss school... But you miss the essence of it... The nostalgia... </p><p align=right>wrote <b>sublife</b> @ 01-05-2004 14:07:50<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/sublife/phlog.php?e=6>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>When a sewage pipe breaks below at a void deck.. The sight is not pretty. </p><p align=right>wrote <b>sublife</b> @ 12-30-2003 16:29:42<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/sublife/phlog.php?e=5>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>Merry christmas. </p><p align=right>wrote <b>sublife</b> @ 12-24-2003 23:45:27<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/sublife/phlog.php?e=4>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>ok i might have to delay my layout abit. You guys might have to wait until next year! Eh. Dont ask.. Im just lazy. Heh</p><p align=right>wrote <b>sublife</b> @ 12-18-2003 10:59:10<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/sublife/phlog.php?e=3>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>Sim lim is so crowed. I swear you cant hear a person being murdered in these conditions.</p><p align=right>wrote <b>sublife</b> @ 12-12-2003 15:03:12<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/sublife/phlog.php?e=2>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>The layouts not complete yet.. Just trying out a few things. It still has many things to be done. I guess the final layout will be very different. Heh.</p><p align=right>wrote <b>sublife</b> @ 12-11-2003 10:25:40<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/sublife/phlog.php?e=1>comments</a> (0)</p>');
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