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  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>wat da fuck is goin on in dis freakin world?workin in kfc wasn\'t as fun laz time..bringin a water bottle inside a bus is prohibited..laughin is a crime...</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 09-26-2004 23:26:58<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=17>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>aaaahhhh...suddenly my gprs sumthin wrong..haiyo..cannot go thru..4 da time being..no more downloadin tones 4 me...hiak hiak...</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 09-23-2004 17:08:32<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=16>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>eatin my dinner in da dark..watchin a live soccer match on tv..savourin my chicken from brazil..dats wat i\'m doin rite now....... </p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 09-09-2004 02:35:35<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=15>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>it\'s nice to shit while smoking..it\'s really easy to get it out..hahahaha...</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 08-20-2004 13:20:34<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=14>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>it\'s bin so long since i\'ve blog..i\'m back in skul now..bin bz wit skul n work mostly..hope 2 b bloggin\' very soon...</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 08-11-2004 10:52:39<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=13>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>good night everyone! I love you all!</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 07-30-2004 02:10:28<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=12>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>bitches..all cops r bitches..all pigs in blue r bitches..BITCHES!buncha lowlife shitheads muthafuckas!such arrogant assholes!</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 07-23-2004 13:48:24<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=11>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>woohoo!internet da leh pakai..woohoo..can\'t wait 2 use it after my bro finish usin\'...</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 07-13-2004 21:59:10<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=10>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>computers r boring without games installed..let alone wit no internet..haiyo....</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 07-12-2004 00:31:58<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=9>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>stupid pigs in blue..da world has really turn upside down..malay cops r more worst den chinese cops..no offence 2 da chinese...i\'ma malay..i\'m ashamed....</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 07-11-2004 04:08:01<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=8>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>da net\'s down..dunno wen can use..haiyo..so leceh..guess i won\'t b bloggin\' any time soon...b phloggin\' soon...wanna go watch spidey 2... wheee...</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 07-10-2004 17:39:22<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=7>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>my dad\'s car got hit..it\'s dented now..haiyo..stupid fuckin\' driver!nemind ah..at least he went out 2 say sori...</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 07-09-2004 14:17:20<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=6>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>waitin\' 4 da bus..i wanna piss..ooouu..where\'s da bus where\'s da bus..ooouu...cannot tahan..wahaha...</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 07-08-2004 17:27:54<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=5>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>at times i can\'t use da comp as my bro uses it..but sumtimes after 1,he asks me whether i wanna use it..hopes he does as i can\'t sleep..hehe...</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 07-08-2004 00:56:57<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=4>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>shit!suppose 2 fix my handle today but my fren not home..wat da fuck...haiyo!made me come all da way 2 his house 4 nuthin\'!nemind..sum oder day ah....</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 07-07-2004 23:35:09<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=3>comments</a> (1)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>halu..test again..mcm style g2..wahaha..i\'m online n i\'m sendin\' sms 2 my blog..wahaha...</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 07-07-2004 17:42:12<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=2>comments</a> (0)</p>');
  document.writeln('<hr><p align=justify>testin\' testin\'....</p><p align=right>wrote <b>boy_relek</b> @ 07-07-2004 01:35:40<br><a href=http://www.whisktech.com/phlogger/boy_relek/phlog.php?e=1>comments</a> (0)</p>');
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